Game Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Release November 10th, 2003
Genre Action Adventure
Publisher Ubisoft
Developer Ubisoft
Time Played 17:27:41
Buy It On Ebay | Amazon

Truthfully, I never beat one of these games prior to this project. The only one I ever played was Two Thrones because it was violent and I only played violent games when I was a teen. Prince Of Persia: The Sands of Time on the PS2POCALYPSE, Is it good?

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time PS2 Review | Classic Revisited – The Negative Press – This is the link to what the AI thinks about this game, now we can jump into what I think about this game.

i really enjoyed Two Thrones when I was a kid… I just never beat it because… get this. I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO HARD. Yeah, sure… these are reallllly hard games. Maximo is laughing his sick fucking ass off over there in the corner. By the way, “This guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff”.

 

The Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Story

Well, this dude gets a sand dagger, his dad dies or something his kingdom is being taken over by Jafar and he is trying to bang some chick he knows. Basically, this dude gets the ability to die and come back to life because of a magical sand dagger. He can control time with it as well. What do you think would happen to you if you had something like that in your possession? Yep, same here. Everyone is gonna hunt this dude down and try to kill him. Good thing he knows Parkour.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Story 8/10

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Gameplay

Back before Ubisoft just made millions of sandbox games, HAHAHAHAAHA, THEY MADE A SANDBOX GAME. GET IT!!! HAHAHA! Ok, so my point here is that Ubisoft is known for open world exploration. This series is more linear and FUN. This game is the basis of what became Assassins Creed. You are gonna free run, beat the shit out of people and platform your little heart out. Its like a mix of Tomb Raider with a Beat Em Up.

When you get beat up, you drink water. Water refills your health. Sometimes shit doesn’t work correctly because of the camera but whatever. You have to learn how to mix up your moves for the right enemies and sometimes the protagonist gets stuck on the wrong enemy and you just keep doing the same thing over and over and over again trying not to die and yep you die, rage, repeat.

Its a really solid game that I am having a hard time remembering because I played it a year ago.

 

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Gameplay 7/10

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Difficulty

I am going to give this game a perfect score. This is the beginning of the era of balancing difficulty in mainstream titles. As long as you pay attention to your sand, you should have no problem being able to come back to life and rewind to get anything you need done.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Difficulty 10/10

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Graphics

Beautiful sceneries are depicted throughout this game. Its got some killer graphics

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Graphics 8/10

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Controls

Shit camera at times. Sometimes platforming is tedious. Sometimes the dude just doesn’t fucking do the right thing or jumps the wrong way.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Controls 7/10

 Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Sound

It’s just what it is.

 

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Sound 7/10

The AI gave this game a 78%, I give it

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