Game | 50 Cent: Bulletproof |
Release | November 17th, 2005 |
Genre | Third Person Shooter |
Publisher | VU Games |
Developer | Genuine Games |
Time Played | 15:28:48 |
Buy It On | Ebay | Amazon |
Eh, its good and its bad, its 50/50 hahahahahaha I’m on a roll.. #0015 on the PS2POCALYPSE, 50 Cent: Bulletproof.
50 Cent Bulletproof Review: Dive into the Gritty World of Hip-Hop Gaming! – The Negative Press-This is the link to what the AI thinks about this game, now we can jump into what I think about this game.
From the Wild West to the mean streets of NYC to play as 50 Cent downing pain killers, shooting mother fuckers and hanging out with officer Slim Shady, what a game.
50 Cent: Bulletproof Story
Uh, 50 and the G-Unit are hanging out one day being ghetto heroes or something and some armed goons, probably Puff Daddy’s people start fucking shit up and killing people so Fiddy is like fuck this imma kill all these mother fuckers instead with the help of Dr Dre and Enimem. Also, this bum is really a fucking deep cover fed. Don’t let Laurence Fishbourne and Goldbloom know this. YEAAAAH AND YOU DON’T STOP CUZ ITS 187 ON AN UNDERCOVER COP.
Story is insane, but whatever its fun. This game is very aware of what it is. It doesn’t take itself too serious.
50 Cent: Bulletproof Story 5/10
50 Cent: Bulletproof Gameplay
Run around, grab guns, shoot mother fuckers, loot money off their bodies and armor, rinse repeat or die trying. Its a typical third person shooter. Kill shit, make money, buy upgrades and special content.
After the first stage you unlock downtown which is a hub. When you go to the hub you can buy painkillers, trust me you’ll need them. You can also buy new takedowns like the game Dead II Rights but its easier to not use them and just shoot people. You can also buy music and music videos to listen to and watch.
Most stages are either kill everyone with the help of friends or kill everyone by yourself. The worst stages are the stealth stages. Stealth is just instant alert to everyone in the stage. The final stage is a bitch.
Overall, its just a run of the mill third person shooter with some star power. Its kind of fun though because the voice acting and music makes it unique. The only problem is you get outgunned real quick. We’ll get into that in Difficulty.
50 Cent: Bulletproof Gameplay 6/10
50 Cent: Bulletproof Difficulty
Dude, y’all need to work on balancing and shit. When you get ganged up on you’re dead faster than Robocop in the first 20 minutes of the first movie. Enemies just rush you and fuck you up quick, especially if they got shotguns. The easiest stages are the ones where someone is helping you kill everyone else, the only problem with those stages are the enemies never stop spawning. Your companion AIs also know when they are helping you too much and will just stop helping if you try to make them do all the work.
This game definitely has quite a few frustrating stages.
50 Cent: Bulletproof Difficulty 6/10
50 Cent: Bulletproof Graphics
Graphically it ain’t that bad. I just feel the stages are bit bland, Character models are pretty sweet though. Cutscenes are just game engine cutscenes so they ain’t boosting the score here.
50 Cent: Bulletproof Graphics 6/10
50 Cent: Bulletproof Controls
This game just don’t feel tight in the controls. They work but they could have been tweaked and worked on. There is a part where you got to jump to another part of these projects and it sucks so bad because everything is just so delayed it feels.
50 Cent: Bulletproof Controls 4/10
50 Cent: Bulletproof Sound
That damn OST though. This game is just filled with Aftermath records hits. The voice acting is amazing. You will laugh. Someone will say something that will make you laugh, I guarantee it.
50 Cent: Bulletproof Sound 10/10
The AI gave this game a 59%, I give it
50 Cent: Bulletproof Overall Rating
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The next PS2POCALYPSE game is #0016 Baldur’s Gate: Dark Alliance The Next PSXSLAYER game is #0002 Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. 50 Cent: Bulletproof was TV-666EP#PSX-0002-0/2-00015-3/OV16. Red Dead Revolver was played before this, Baldur’s Gate: Dark Alliance is to be played after this.
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